Saturday, July 26, 2008

Condemn terror template

Politicians style. Use it for the next incident, please. 


Words to be used on the incident: Strongly condemn, maintain peace and communal harmony, deep shock. (Deep shock? I am sure nobody misses a beat.), targeting the unity and integrity and the hoi polloi .

Next: Sympathy with victims (note to myself: double security when I visit the city and double my own security at home), wish a speedy recovery. Express grief over loss of lives, condolences to family of bereaved.

Throw some money: Ex-gratia payment

Retribution: Promise full cooperation, we will not be cowed down, arrest and bring the perpetrators to justice.

Update: Here is an excellent one studded with gems.

Please check the state, city, number of victims and date before publishing.

3 comments:

doubtinggaurav said...

You forgot peace process will not allowed to be derailed/we will protest to land of pure

Neelakantan said...

Yes, Gaurav, you got it right once again :)

Vinod_Sharma said...

That is all that it is. No wonder things are accealrating downhill. So what, it will take a little more money out of the tax payers' pocket. No politican needs to pay a dime from his own pocket for the faceless Indians who continue to die...