Saturday, July 26, 2008

Condemn terror template

Politicians style. Use it for the next incident, please. 

Words to be used on the incident: Strongly condemn, maintain peace and communal harmony, deep shock. (Deep shock? I am sure nobody misses a beat.), targeting the unity and integrity and the hoi polloi .

Next: Sympathy with victims (note to myself: double security when I visit the city and double my own security at home), wish a speedy recovery. Express grief over loss of lives, condolences to family of bereaved.

Throw some money: Ex-gratia payment

Retribution: Promise full cooperation, we will not be cowed down, arrest and bring the perpetrators to justice.

Update: Here is an excellent one studded with gems.

Please check the state, city, number of victims and date before publishing.


doubtinggaurav said...

You forgot peace process will not allowed to be derailed/we will protest to land of pure

Neelakantan said...

Yes, Gaurav, you got it right once again :)

Vinod_Sharma said...

That is all that it is. No wonder things are accealrating downhill. So what, it will take a little more money out of the tax payers' pocket. No politican needs to pay a dime from his own pocket for the faceless Indians who continue to die...