Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Light combat dossier

The year 2015. The world is reeling from terrorist attacks. And the eyes of the world are on India. India has been the epicenter of the world as far as terrorist attacks are concerned ever since the US withdrew from Afghanistan. India attracts jobless jihadis from all the world. But India has nothing to worry.

After 7 odd years of submitting dossiers, India is the leading provider of dossier technology to the world. The entire world has outsourced all the dossier work to India and India is making a pretty packet out of it, while losing a few hundreds to terror attacks...

The technology is advanced. Dossiers are readied even as a terror attack is reported. Armies of typists sit in front of television sets, trawl the internet, scan Facebook walls, track twitter hashtags and prepare the dossier within 8 hours of the reported attack. And it is said to be even faster though the accepted delivery time is 8 hours. Dossier writers need not leave their desks - any attack anywhere and a dossier is ready - often the first few dossiers are free. Dossiers come in many flavours, Light Combat Dossier, Masala Dossier, Sada Dossier, Advanced Dossier and in DIY varieties too. The technology is evolving so fast that there is an exclusive dossier transmission network being built - with all the bells and whistles of social networking sites...

There are plans to start an courier service exclusively for dossiers since the recipient country is not advanced enough to have email. The dossiers often make their way using much more advanced and green technology such as the back of animals and animal drawn carts...

5 comments:

Swapz said...
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Swapz said...

You are one of the few guys who can keep talking about the same problem (terrorism) and not make it redundant.

ecophilo said...

Thanks!! Thats a nice way of looking at it :)

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Daniela said...

Interesting post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting. I’ll likely be coming back to your blog. Keep up great writing.

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